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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.world[ItsMegComics] Those Customers
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    23 hours ago

    An interaction I had when I was in my final days of my fast food “career”:

    Karen: “The service here is terrible I’m NEVER eating here again if you don’t fix this RIGHT NOW”

    Me (actually said to them): “Oh no, please don’t, the giant multinational corporation with billions in revenue that is [Big burger fast food joint] will notice and cry”

    Karen: “I…yea…well!” Storms off














  • cm0002@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldUnfair is what it is
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    2 days ago

    I once rolled my ankle but in the most perfect way in which instead of pain, it was the most pleasurable “bone popping” I’ve ever had in my life. All those tiny ankle bone just popped like satisfying bubble wrap that you just grabbed and popped a bunch, it was so satisfying I was dazed for like a solid minute or 2.

    I have spent 15 years trying to do it again to no success :(





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