If it was a sign on a broken escalator, it’d be okay.

Still bleeding internally and will die soon, but he isn’t worrying about it!

If Merry stood on Pippin’s shoulders, would they be a wholeling? 🤔

I cut my teeth on Morrowind, where everyone hates you just because you’re not from the island; even if you’re the same race as they are.

Another fun fact I learned more recently and never knew before was that High Elves are the tallest race in all the games, and because your movement speed is based on height, they are also the fastest.

Find someone you know who smokes weed and ask them to hook you up with a dealer. Become friends with them. Smoke at their house.

That’s how it worked for me, when I was a teenager, anyway.

Love how it only took several months of guessing.

I can do the same thing. You. Yeah you. The person reading this. I bet your name is John.

(Everyone named John reading this is now shitting their pants)

Replacing a thing of staples in a good ol’ fashion stapler always makes me feel like swapping magazines in a gun.

I’ve only ever seen it grilled. Either in a skillet or on an actual grill for BBQ with a little bit of oil. Though, I have never even had the cheese myself. I’ve wanted to try it ever since I first heard about it and the way it doesn’t melt.

straps coconuts on his feet

What about now?

Depends which side of myself is currently speaking.

This is a pretty average lunch if ever I saw one.

The more recent movie or a stage production? If the movie, that means there’s footage of his feline butthole somewhere.

I wish the logic was more like a real store (some roguelikes do this so it’s not even a new concept) so you can grab whatever you want and it’s only stealing if you try to exit the store without paying.

Death. 😔

“I once spent an entire year talking through a fan to make my voice do the thing.”

I mean… If that’s what you want. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bend over.

Oh, I just meant that one specific scene. The rest of the deluge is saved on a hard drive.

There was a nudist camp!

And I can’t believe the lewdest thing I’ve seen made of it is that someone added censor bars and not actual genitals.

I’ve been doing daily lessons on it for almost a whole year with the goal of being able to watch anime without subtitles.

I have achieved my goal almost completely. I just need to learn more vocab because DuoLingo has only taught about 150 or so words. Gamifying learning works; if you can stick with it. Which is the whole point in making it like a game: so you stick to it.

Whether or not that will continue to be the case when everything is handled by AI has yet to be seen. I am doubtful, considering how fucking God awful LLMs are at providing ACTUAL info and not just creating a madlib with what it has been trained on.