This is the design of an insane pervert.

I hadn’t even heard of this. I thought it was because some dude fucked a pangolin.

Seriously. Mice? Are they homeless?

My first reaction was “Brian Eno did the chime?!”. Weirdly. Yesterday I learned that Trent Reznor was the sound designer for the original DOOM games. When you think about it, it makes sense. These people are experts. It’s just weird to see rockstars branching out in anything other than gin/vodka brands we don’t really care about.

Say what you will. Make the wheels smaller and you have a pretty useful tuck if you’re in the city.

He looks like a sun dried tomato with a moustache puree.

As a Canadian I did get into Eurovision at a point. Some of those acts go fuckin hard. However, I could not care less about this bullshit. Make music, not business, and you get good music.

Every little thing…

My long time girlfriend that cheated on me and got pregnant is solely confiding in me because she found out the other guy cheated on her. I’m an innocent and relatively quiet guy. I feel like I’m being pulled into a black hole.

I would like to visit Ukraine. Bit of an issue.

No. Fucking. Shit.

He’s going by the books. Everyone should know his next move. Everyone keeps thinking someone else is going to do something about it.

From the outside looking in. Yeah. What’s the plan?

ICE “agents” wear jungle camo for urban operations. How are you dumber than the police? I don’t have much hope that they can avoid manipulation. Which is what CEOs are very good at… Apparently.

Does “bad for your health” mean “if we hadn’t been doing this, life expectancy would be about 200 years”?

Yay!

Edit: sorry I clicked the wrong piece of white on my screen. Still though.

It’s weird how the people that have always been against drugs are the people on drugs.

My cousin was an Olympic sprinter and that couldn’t make me give a fuck about the Olympics. Honestly it just seems like another thing to distract families so they have something to talk about. Also, the committee is basically run by the mob. Hard pass.

I went to McDonalds the other day for a rare treat. And because it was a rare treat I was disappointed beyond measure. The shred of loyalty I had left is gone until they rehire the stoners that gave me extra food.

What’s funny is I was almost going to call Sanders out for, absolutely looking too old for this shit. He’s more competent than RFK.