clippy would say “sounds like you’re…”

i mean he is now but when he got owned by the RRA

Oof ouch right in the token

How about you unhinge your jaw like your little sister

Well yeah I’d want that meat in three smaller patties instead of two larger ones. More maillard reaction.

Yup. Which sold better, the whopper (wider) or the big Mac(taller)

My dad was a bit more fortunate than you with his accident. He broke a few bones, but was otherwise none the worse for wear. His helmet? The chunk gouged out by his impact was large enough in circumference to accommodate a regulation softball. I don’t think he’d have survived losing that much head.

I just bought the bike of my dreams on an absolute whim, but I haven’t ridden in years. I gotta get a good fucking helmet.

Yeah, I bit too. Good onion, and fuck Newsom. Damn corporocrat.

I’ve been waiting thirty minutes for this damn kebab that’s a hell of a long time if you ask me

NLPT No

Was I supposed to do that?

What if you’re smoking a lot of weed?

Dill? Sweet? Bread and butter? Kool-aid jalapeño? What are we dealing with

I can’t read dude

She ain’t got coffee. She’s so sleepy.

I just want to second everything everyone here says ds9 is a great minivan

But why do you think there are so many songs about rainbows

Dream Me used to be able to bob along gracefully through the air, feet first on their back. I had a rough, uh, let’s just call it decade and I spent a year learning how to lucid dream. Then I enjoyed it so much I didn’t want to do anything else.

I had to stop because I was spending more time asleep than awake, and well I lived in Utah that was probably a better choice than engaging with my neighbors. That’s neither here nor there. Moved to a healthier locale, have less reason to hide in Slumberland. I haven’t tried in gods knows how long, and I don’t really want to. All that power and control can be addicting. But I miss flying.

And also contains an nsa listening device definitely not trying to catch dong photos.