Good time to pick up India as an ally if Trump is smart

But Trump isn’t smart

So we fucked

Not hypothetical as much as possible, near misses

• Up to end of Soviet Union '91

• US-North Korea-China

• NATO-Ukraine-Russia

• US-China-Taiwan (upcoming)

• US-Israel-Iran (upcoming)

Not hypothetical as much as very real possibilities

Definitely can’t leave out AIDS or drug epidemics, mass shootings, living under threat of terrorism

3 or more possible WW3’s

The Trump doctrine: throw shit at the wall until something sticks and then lean into it full force

Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice

I don’t want to be a vegetable

Well, if I had legs like that…

Russia: “Best we can do is a glide bomb on an elementary school”

Editor’s note: Kosmos 482 was last spotted by radar over Germany between 11:30p.m. to 6:04a.m. EDT, according to The European Space Agency. Radars could not detect the craft at a subsequent pass at 2:32 a.m. EDT, so “it is most likely that the reentry has already occurred.”

I’m not even mad

She had Trump dead to rights and blew it

Did they stutter?

Waste of 1000 troops

That’s money we’re not getting back

It’s expensive to train troops

America lost 1,000 troops today, self-inflicted loss

It’s okay, he was drunk at the time /s

Problem solved