lists other genocides

People just need to get on board with the politics of whatever it takes for me to never interact with the outside world except on my own terms

Things weren’t exactly great for other obvious reasons at the time but boy do I miss not doing shit all day.

What if we met at that little pond next to the hiking path in GTA Online and kissed?

There’s no fucking way the events of A New Hope occur over the course of two days, let alone everything else here.

Capitalists realized they’re not replacing the entire white collar workforce this decade with AI and looked around at what they could slop it off as.

I agree we should have Andor emojis. Do we have crying ‘one way out’ guy?

epilogues? Those games end? I thought you just wandered around the map trying to do all the things until you got bored and realized 2 more games in the series came out

I’ve decided the worst part of my job as an amazon worker ant is that every morning I find out if I’m clocking in at 11 or 10:40 or hey amazon cut your route stay home. I find out that morning. And if it’s 10:40 then I have to leave at 9:40. And every day they send out the mass text message somewhere between 9 and 10. This is relatively new as of the last few months. One time a couple weeks ago they had me come in at 10:40 and told me at 9:56. I hit traffic and got there exactly on time if it were 11. I yelled at my boss about it the second he said something to me about being late.

These evil motherfuckers found a way to take away another half hour of my day. Even if I have to leave at 10 I have to wake up as if I’m leaving at 9:40. They have me on call for 20 minutes they’re not paying me for.

Anyway, been kinda lame over here.

The legal marriage age should be 30

Save a lot of people having their brain flip to adulthood and look over at their spouse and it’s Kanye Shapiro

This is how we keep selling coal!

I didn’t even know about this shit until the trueanon from like a month or two ago. Yikes material.

the fucking party house across the street still with the fucking music at 2:30 am

His stroke fucked him up. Forget taking votes in the senate he shouldn’t be driving. He almost killed his wife.

The line we were all expecting

HOW DARE YOU react to what I said and then immediately doubled down on! You’re a fucking idiot insane person because look at this post hoc rationalization I have provided! I am covering the main subject of the sentence with my hand now, and what is left is completely innocuous!

turns out the artists that do everything right are lame and the misfits come up with new fun things sometimes

probably a lot more non creative people oversight of the prestige one

bongs are really cheap

You have failed me for the first time, Field Commander General First Class. Now you will die and I will promote that guy sitting right over there to your role.